It's much too much of checkerboards & chalkstains
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Imagine if Kingsley was a Teacher.... →
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When a kid goes to the toilet:
When they get a question wrong:
Not doing their homework:
When someone talks over him:
When they come to class late:
Him on playground duty:
when the class is too noisy:
Watching Movies with Boyfriend.
“Find a movie hilarious and terrifying at the same time. Not sure whether to piss pants from laughing so much… Or piss pants in terror.”
Have discovered that neither is acceptable, so I have decided that I will my pants in “hilariterror”, because I am a woman and damn it, I can multi-task.
The proof of this, is that I am watching a movie, trying to figure out when the prime moment would be to piss myself, if it were to actually… happen, and being a Tumblr. whore.
January 2012
54 posts
“You want to cut down on the amount of panties you have to wash per week? Don’t complicate shit, take ‘em off before you start watching Sons of Anarchy.”
—~Megara Nexus.
a.k.a *Jizzerella Von Twattington.
a.k.a *Jizzerella Von Twattington.
